Peanut Butter Toast
Ingredients:
1 slice bread
1 smear peanutbutter
1 preoccupied mom
Take a loaf of bread to your mom and innocently ask her to open the bag. Say: "Can I eat bread?"
Take the slice of bread back to the kitchen.
Smear peanutbutter on one side.
Place this carefully into the toaster.
Toast approximately 45 seconds, or until the mom comes running into the kitchen saying, "What's burning?"
Answer convincingly: "Mom, take a knife and scrape the burnt off. Like this. I can still eat it. I can."
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