That's One Way to Put It....

During science class today we heard an interesting answer from Tristan-

Miss Trisha: Snakes have a forked tongue. Does anybody know why? What does "forked" mean?

Tristan: They eat with it?

Well- yes.

Where The Boys Are...

Gathered around the table-

to do this......

"Daddy, how do you draw a clone guy? I forget."

Tristan's guy,

Greyson's guys,

and very particular and disenchanted Sawyer's guys.

It's Would You Rather Wednesday!

Would you rather....

Have to do a 3 second ostrich imitation every time you heard the words "please stand"

OR

Have to try to give a secret handshake to every UPS worker you see?

Let the voting begin! (over there------------------>)

Let the record show that 5 out of 8 people surveyed recommend bothering UPS workers over imitating ostriches in church.

Pray Today...

Nathan gets his first dose of chemo today. I don't see a post up yet on Darlene's blog but keep checking as they are on Mountain Standard Time. Please pray for his little heart not to be scared and for his body to be protected from the poison. Most of all for their family to emanate God's glory to everyone they see today.

Is This a Good Idea?

We may have just done roasting marshmallows one better. Can you see the little caramel on top?


It works, you just have to not let the sizzling caramel burn your tongue. And using a knife sharpener to hold them over the fire is not an integral part of the recipe, Greyson!

Two Things That Make Them Squirm....

"Wow, these peaches taste like candy!" I exclaimed.
"Yes, I like peaches," agreed Kiki. "But somehow the fuzzy part makes me want to quiver."
I know what she means.

And number two-

This is a face of incredulous doubt. His siblings have just tried to convince him that.....


this is a jar of frog eggs. To spread on ham sandwiches.
It would be about on par with other things we've encountered in this foreign country.

How To Carve a Pumpkin....

"Help" your sister scrape the slime.

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Make your brother squeal with anticipation....

Of wearing a pumpkin hat.

Noooooooooooooooooo!

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Submit your design.

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Hire an artist to implement it.

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Convince your brother it's fun to clean up.

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Light up Fred.

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With flare.