Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Speaking of Stupid Kids.....




Off the top of my head, I can think of three stupid things I did as a kid. One directly, and two on the peripheral, but I was a participant, nonetheless.
When I was little, everybody played outside all of the time. You didn't even go inside to get a drink, there was a hose for that. We had the perfect kid creek just beyond the houses across the street. It never got deeper than our knees and most of the time was narrow enough to find a skinny place to jump over. The widest places had planks plunked across or a fallen tree to shimmy over. I remember one particular day, it must have been after a thunderstorm or nearby tornado (we were always having those dern tornadoes) my next door neighbor Jill and I (she's the one who's house I used to run over to barefoot in the snow) went down to play at the creek. When we got there we discovered a marvelous sight. It was 10 times it's size and had rapids. So of course the first thing we did was get in it. Jill got in so deep she had to hold on to a tree trunk. I stood a few feet nearer the shore and cheered her on. There she lay, stretched out full length with the current nipping at her ankles and us both laughing gloriously. It never occurred to either of us that she could be swept away never to be seen again. We just thought is was cool she could be parallel with the ground.
The second stupid thing I can remember involved a mysterious sound. On our way down to the creek on another adventure filled day, we heard a baby crying. Or so we thought. We followed the loud bawling and discovered a cat. Fonzie we called him because he was the meany of the neighborhood. Nobody could ever get close to him and none of us kids knew who he belonged to.
But there he sat, bawling like a baby and sitting very still under a bush. This was just too good to be true. I had to haul him home so my sister could hear this. I proceeded to gather him up in my arms, which he submitted to docilely enough. Once cradled he had other ideas however, and promptly twisted out of my grasp, only pausing long enough to bite my leg on the way down. It happened in a flash and I limped home with layers of fat hanging out of my knee. In my wake followed the rest of the neighborhood kids who automatically appeared whenever someone was fabulously wounded. Curiously, it did not bleed that much. The police showed up to scour the neighborhood for the offending animal and I was whisked off to the hospital for bandages and some sort of a shot with a loooong needle. I never knew what happened to Fonzie, but now I know his bawling meant he was in the early stages of giving another unseen cat a good whippin'.

One last stupid thing I did involved a sewer. For civic reasons I still don't understand, there was an access hole to the city sewer at the edge of our backyard. It surely wasn't meant to be accessed as was evident by the Olympic weight of it's thick iron lid and it's cement dome meant to keep out prying fingers. This was no match for my brothers however. Armed with a good idea, they had the lid off in no time, and were crouched over the depths below to see what was what. I watched and cheered them on as they lowered a shoebox on a string into it's abyss. It was so dark, they couldn't see what possibilities lay down there, so they had fixed a candle on the shoebox to light the way. That's about all the trouble we could get into with that one. Mostly because an adult discovered what we were doing and shut the operation down. "Stupid kids.." he muttered as he walked away. Now of course, I realize it was only a matter of fortunate air currents that shifted any sewer gas away from the open flame.
These are just some of the stupid things I did as a kid, I'm sure the list goes on ad infinitum.
I'd like to hear some of the things on your list. Please, share in a comment....

5 comments:

Harrison said...

I don't know if I can tell the stuff that I did as a kid. My mom reads this blog and she might kill me :D. -- Mom, don't read this next part (actually, that's one of the stupid things I've seen kids do -- directly tell their mom "hey, don't come into my room for 30 more minutes" with an ashamed look on their face. why did we ever think THAT would work?)

I set up a cool moving target system for me to shoot at with my BB gun. It only took one dead bicycle (faced upside down), some rope, some targets taped to the rope, and a tree branch....oh yeah, and Heather sitting next to the bike using her hands on the pedals to make the targets move.

I'm sure there were more, but most of the other stupid stuff I can remember happened during college and involved inner tubes (in rushing rivers right before a waterfall, & down a snowy slope and over a bump that launched two of us literally 10 feet high and 30 feet long). Strangely enough, for both of those, videos exist.

4HMom said...

I decided to use a mat cutter to slice open a hollow plastic toy telephone receiver in order to fill it with water from the hose outside, when within a few steps I could have grabbed a cup of water from the kitchen. I sliced my thumb down to the bone and had to have stitches.

"berobatu" -- can't think of anything, but isn't that a GREAT sounding word?

Missy said...

I want to see video! I loved the BB gun story, lllllllllllllll.
I never heard about slicing your thumb, Cece!

H said...

I was going to tell the BB gun story. WHY did we think that was safe? I guess it was the thrill of discovering and inventing a way we could do what they did at carnivals overruled thinking about the fact I could be shot in the head (or anywhere else for that matter).

Anonymous said...

My little sister and I were walking along and an old man came up to us and told us he had candy in a place a little way off. (chills!) Candy was our aim in life at that time and we were grateful to follow h9im to this little place with gunny sacks and boxes jus inside the door. We decided to wit outside for the candy. He brought it out and gave it to us. We ran home and were soooo happy, NEVER realizing the "close shave" we had encountered.