Where is Sawyer?

Getting into the "Keep out of Reach of Children" cupboard. Standing on a stack of slippery schoolbooks. What was worth this peril?

"Where's the sand, Mom?"

"SAND? What sand? What are you DOING?!"
"I want the sand. That sand. That you go like this (insert demonstrative gesticulation) with."

"Oh, THAT sand." ?????

Tristan, even though Mom is taking a picture of this it is NOT an acceptable activity.