Around the Dinner Table Tonight

This is what you would have heard around our table tonight....and pretty much all at the same time.....


"Why did God make the white part of your eye? Wouldn't it be better if the whole thing were black so you could see everywhere around? - Cowboys are frogs - What? - Look Sawyer, this is an old lady. - No, that's an old man. - I'm so full I couldn't eat another speck! - Oh no! I've got Sawyer's bed to finish - If you'd just buy Mighty Putty and USE it!"

And this is what was on the menu.....