Odd Morning Statements

Almost before I could do anything else this morning, I was hailed by McKenna-

"Mom, look outside! The pumpkin has carved itself!"

Try wrapping your brain around that before it's had any coffee.

"Do you see the cat face?" she asked.

Me, peering bleary eyed out into the garden where we'd thrown our moldy pumpkin to decompose: Hmmmmmmmmmmm. "YES, yes I DO see a cat face!"

Do you?