It's Would You Rather Wednesday!

Would you rather....

Have to do a 3 second ostrich imitation every time you heard the words "please stand"

OR

Have to try to give a secret handshake to every UPS worker you see?

Let the voting begin! (over there------------------>)

Let the record show that 5 out of 8 people surveyed recommend bothering UPS workers over imitating ostriches in church.